Well....yeah

ok well im here in the library....lol....liberry....ive always wondered whta people would be...i mean if we were all fruits/vegetables.....like i know ppl....like my friends mom..she would be a mandarin...sour and bitter on the outside...but sweet on the inside...franklin thinks hed b a banana...idk y...let me ask him...Franklin: im sweet and nice on the inside and...wait no...id be a pear...sweet on the inside and on the outside.........well idk about that...but i would be a watermelon..becuase i have a hard outside...that looks all kinds of crazy..and on the inside ios a bunch of red squishy stuff...lol...hard on the outside....sweet on the inside....welll their is this thing i discoved the other day...its called..."Morning wood"...its like this really crazy thing..its like ...wow...and what at the same time...its this band that i learned about during the weekend...FRanklin: WtFruit kinda name is that..id prefer loaded diaper...Omg stop writing on my blog.....hector....would be a mango...hes always red/yellowish/pinkish....and he has this like mucky stufff on the inside....My back hurts..im tied and sick....lol..wait thats not funny...i like kitty kats...i like kitty kats...i like kitty kats......and PIE......

3 evil cousins(muahahaha)<------ evil laugh

vell vell vell...iv it isn't da 3 evil cousins.....(russian accent......or old school vampire accent).....they have this really kool blog...its all about books..and me being a reader and all i want to advertise/reccomend this blog to all of my follower....my favorite part about this blog is that the book reveiws are written 4 kids by kid...so their easir to understand.... (no really big edjumacated words)(ed-ju-ma-ca-ted)
we have this rubric(grading scale.....1-4) we use it too judge...i mean grade blogs....in my most weirdo opinion(dont think the blog isn't good because im weird) but i beleive that these 3 evil cousins have earned a 4 out of four... 4 each category(presentation, mechanics and content)...or five out of five daggers as they say......Their blog is clearly written ...its easy to navigate...they are always adding new stuff too it.....its written espaially four kids but everyone would enjoy it ... i bleive everyone should read their blog and posts because they are entertaining and very wicked...
yours truly,
The Gummy Bear King

CST's =[

so we are taking the CST's again ...and im lke so bored again.....and i have to read when im done again...CST's suck ....i mean they are so dull their is no fun in them...and i mean its just another way he man tries to bring you down...all it proves is that ur either really smart...kinda smart ...or dimwitted(u dummy) ...thats y im against them....but since i have to take them...so the man can judge me....again ..i must take these pointless tests again(i wonder if talking about them in a bad way is against the law???)(its all just a vicious cyle thats why it happens again and again and again)

Battle of the authors: 2nd fight

http://www.eoincolfer.com/ V.S http://www.anthonyhorowitz.com/

WElcome dudes , dudets and everyone in betweento th second fight of this wicked sereies...today we will have Anothny Horowitz head to head with Eoin Colfer....


Round 1 the websites:

well Eion has a new website..well an improved one..and it has links to his works, a link to learn about him, a link to other links..and a link to a couple of his adventures...that he has gone on...which include book signings and other kool stuff...his website is realy simple and easy to navigate...and very easy to understand....AND THE,,,,,Horowitz has a website too,HIS WEBISTE IS ALSO easy to navigate and easy to handle...he also has links to really awsome things and pictures of his adventures... AND THEY BOTH HAVE LINKS TO SHOPS WERE U CAN BUY ALL KINDS OF COOL STUFF...!!!!


Round 2 the books: mR.cOLFER HAS A VERY GREAT SERIES which is ABOUT A YOUNG ARTEMIS FOWL...boy genius.. the books are all about how he tries to find his father...take over the world...fightoff faries with his butler...which his name... just happens to b butler..(who is trained in every martial art, knows how 2 use just about every weapon...and is about as tall as big foot)..the books are great and r highly reccomended...Horowitz also has a pretty great series witch is called the Alex Rider series..the worlds most sucessful spy...did i mention he is only 14??all of the books take him on crazy adventures that are fun , exciting, addicting,life threatning...this series is highly reccomended...Alex Rider is a must read...

Round 3 the blogs:I am very sad to inform you all that neither of out contenders have a blog.... =[.so this round is a draw...(or at least i couldnt find their blogs..)



The Weaner of this fight..is...*Drumroll*.......EIoN ColFeR

Battle of the Authors

Battle of the Authors

This is a competion between authors....like duh....for the next three weeks authors will compete.(three rounds)...i will judge them on thier...books,blogs and websites....=]

The way this works is simple...ill intoduce both contestens...(i tink thats how its spelled).. i will name a couple of their well know accomplishments(i tink thats how its spelled)... then i will compare them..I will name a winner after comparing them in all three categories.....(All Winners Are Chosen With MY Opinion)(may not be valid)

The winners of the three rounds will compete in a triple threat Author showdonw..or T.T.A.S 4 short...
Let the Games Begin

Battle of the Authors: 1st Fight

http://www.darrenshan.com/

V.S

http://cassandraclare.com/cms/home

Ding Ding Ding

(that's a bell ringing)

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Fight one of the, Battle of the Authors *cheers and applause*

In the blue corner we have the Author of the Mortal Instruments Series, owner of a blog and a great writer Cassandra Clare!!! And..... In the red corner, we have the Author of the Cirque Du Freak Series, The Demonata series, and inspiration to the movie," The Vampires Assistance" Darren Shan!!!!

Round One : The Websites:First up Cassandra clare...in her websites she has a link to her blog ...(which we will soon c)...it has information about her books and what they are about, and were she will be to sign her books....Their are many links to just about anything you might want to know...links to her blogs, her works(everything she has ever written)...she even has a link to every interview she has ever taken part in, interviews about books and just questions her fans have...she has fan sites..and she has a link were ur teachers and librarians can c when she might want to com to ur school and a guide(lesson plan i guess) on her first book!!! well lets c what Darren Shan has to offer us...Darren has a pretty simple to navigate website with links to all kinds of places like links to places were u can purchase his books and other items, and he even has his own little youtube show..if u dont like youtube(but who doesnt) then you can add him on myspace..kool hu...he has all kinds of pictures and has his websites in multiple languages for everyone...she even has a link to the movies site: The vampires assistant...and a link to his blog!!!
Round Two: The Books:Darren Shan starts this round...he has written great books but i will choose one of his more well known series of books... the Demonata series..these books take the readers through different worlds universes and all kinds of freeaky *Censored*(means stuff).these books are jam-packed with blood horror and demons....the books are fast paced and will give you a freakeir prespective on life... and clare brings her welll known series to the table The mortal instuments series a book of 3 with tthe fourth one coming soon...these books are filled with drama/action-adventure/demons/vampires-werewolfes-faries/warlocks/ and crazyly wicked shadow hunters...their are worlds that only few can c and few that want to c this series is very wicked...these books both clare's and Darren's will keep you wondering...."What If?"

Round Three: The Blogs: Cassandra starts this round...in her blog she writes about all kinds of thing..such as were she will be appearing and cool contests that she has; like the, Beautiful Creatures: unlock the curse contests... were she tests your knowledge of her books with questions..and if you get the write awnser you get a magical object from one of her books!!!..Lets see what Darren has to offer in her blog... Darrens blog is all about his adventures....like places he has been and stuff that he has done, seen, or discovered(found out)...it has tons of posts and archives its a really good blog...


the weaner is....*Drum Roll*..... Cassandra Clare her blog is for ppl of all ages and her website iz orginized so that it is easy to navigate i recommend both websites and blogs but i think my weirdos would prefer Cassandra's website and blog

*Octavian Nothing :trader to that nation*

Well seeing as how this is due 2day...and i cant contact my cheif (The Wroldest bestest librarian ever(Ms.Murphy of course)) well anywho i have not the slightest idea of what must be inputted into this blog....so here goes nothing.......dum dum duuummm!!!



Well my assigment although not as top secerte as i wish is would be was really fun...i read the book Octavian Nothing: Traitor to the Nation by: M.T Anderson (i wonder if hes full or empty(i mean considering the fact that M.T sounds like empty)well anyways) This is a book about a kid named Octavian who has the "luck" to be given a "great education"....but the book takes place bak in the 1700's....so slavery was still up and fighting. so ocatvian a prince from some part of Africa grows up in a weird place were his feaces are weighed and the ppl dont have names but numbers....this book is all about him growing up and the struggles he faces ...not to mention the pox party ...but you'll read about that later on....but all of his questions as to why they are educating him are awnserd after opening the forbidden door.....were he finds his pupose and the horrible experiments that take place their....

i Loved this book it was so weird and strange and creepy at the same time..this book is in my top ten books/series i have ever read....quite boring in the begining but addicting as u go on..i highly reccomend this book to anyone who wants to be freaked out...i deem this book: weirdo-book of the month!!!

CAKE WRECKS!!!

well its time to tell u something i would never usally say..... i mean dont get me wrong i love cake... i really do..i mean ice crem cake....cheesecake....and cake...not to metion the cupcakes........
but this cake right here is giving me second thoughts about cake..ppl...

i mean look at it its so freaky i wouldn't want to get a slice of the head cuz i would be worried that it would be lloking at me while i ate... this thing looks like it was alive at one point... i mean its the most (creepiest/freaky/weird= creard)creard,prounonced: cr-ea-rd, thing ive ever seen and would never eat it ...i chose this cke simply becuse its so freaky and weird and in a gross kinda way wicked....pretty wierd how ppl find these cakes repulsive...yet keep coming bak 4 more... i tink ppl keep coming back because of the hilerious categoies and funny captions under the pictures...plus only some cakeagoies r hideous and the rest r really funny and awsome.

lunch in the library....wow......(kitty and bannana yellow at my side)

*WaRnInG*

another Random Post

well im in the library with these two ppl who are talking about sauseges...like omg.... but yeah umm.. well im kinda bored so im doing this... i mean nooffense to kitty and yellow person but i mean come on.....lol she said come.....lol....but yeah....i mean its awsome how u tie a tie....... and you bake cook-ies and cook bake-en....like omg hu.......they say my posts aren't very imformative and anger the post-police......so i need to say a fun/weird/random/ fact a day(i mean a post shhh) well yeah that means a random or wicked post. but thats at the end not now

well we just got into a fight about cake and pie and cheesecake....but considering how this is my post ...i win....cuz m awsome..... so yeah its like pie/cake/cheesecake...yay....umm yeah like toodles(never say oodle without the noodle)

crazy fact: sherlock holmes never said"its elementry my dear wattson"

The thing that ate everything!!!!! (CaKeY)

well i have to tell u although Cake WRecks has so pretty ugly cakes they also got soe of the funniest random cakes too. This was a contrabution by one of their fans ...they call it ...The Cannible Cake!!!!!! or ....Cakey!!!

(i mean look at that cakey go and all the cupcakes are like "runaway Cake-zilla")

# 579.3: $$couch cash $$

couch cash!!! u know its a turly amazing and satisfing moment when you find cash in ur couch....and m not talking pennies and dimes i mean real dollar bills bbye! and no i dont want all u couch potatoes lookin around the cushions for some cash, but it doesn't hurt to look around every once in a while.

THe Bloggies (DUm DUm DUuUUUM)

Well the Weblog awards are given out the the best of the best. (The 2010 Bloggies) they are awards given out for the best music blog, the best European blog and many many many *like tons of other categories but the category which i will discuss (as if it wont surprise you) is the Most Humorous Blog, or MHB for short.
The candidates:
1. CAke WRecks
2. MoMMy Wants Vodka
3. PPL of Walmart
4.The Bloggess
5.Fail BlOg



Cake Wrecks: this blog is all about my fav treat...cake!!!! but what happens when the cake ends up looking like god knows what ??? ill tell u what u get.....u get... Cake wrecks!!!! this blog talks about some of the ugliest weird looking not cool cakes ever. The Comments are funny and can always lighten up ur day. THe categories of weird cakes go from Beyond Bizarre through O-so-Ugly. i recommend this blog to all of my cake lovers but hold ur forks and napkins for these cakes might not be a sight for sore eyes.. =P



MoMMy Wants Vodka: This Shot of humor (lol i made a funny) is a bit of a sarcastic humor so it may be a bit hard to understand . its a wonderful blog just not my taste but it still gets me chuckling. this blog is funny informative and one of the greatest parts is that u can write in questions and comments and she actually responds!!! so this blog is recommended to all of my weirdos especially the ones who like there blogs on the rocks(lol another funny)



PPL of Wal-mart: Well there are two things always going on at Wal Mart Low PRices and really random ppl buying stuff. Of course these are the ppl of Wal Mart. this blog is all about the ppl who come to wal-mart and what makes them unique . the kid with the yoda " shop at wal mart u must"... or willy the pimp..lol this blog is a collection of the funniest /weird/crazy= Wicked pictures you'll ever find at Wal Mart....i highly recommend this blog to all of my weridos who like comedy at a low price




The Bloggess: this is for all of my strong women (which is just about all of you) this blog is more of a random/serious funny ... kinda impossible right well not if you think its not....... the Bloggess a blog all abut her life and who she is this is were she expresses herself freely and can talk about what ever she wants...which is just about everything...this is also another really kool blog were u can wright in actually get a response....i really enjoy this blog and recommend it to all of my weird felines




Fail blog: the Fail blog is all about things, ppl, pictures, stuff anything and everything that is an utter Fail! every picture has a comment that is about 98.9999999......9% guaranteed to make u laugh( warning: guarantee made by me , may not be liable) this blog is not a fail though it says it in the title... bizarre right...lol well this blog is highly recommended to my weirdos who are successful at not being so successful (just kidding) i recommend it to all of my fellow weirdos!


But in my humble Opinion i would have to say that the blog that should take the gold is ......(drum roll) ......*long pause PPl Of Walmart!!!!! i believe that is truly an all around funny blog that has humor for ppl of all tastes and ages and sizes..... i mean all of these blogs are awsum but i tink Ppl of Walmart stands out the most.

The Loss...

WEll i have been informed that my blog must be infromative not just random....but my argument is that its the random blog....its not supposed to be infromative its supposed to be weird and not majke sense....but none the less....i have to infrom ppl about things(but not to worry it'll still be werid yet infromative(but weird))

Well something thta i havent d0ne in a while is reccomend a good book..... a really good series that i am into right now is the artemis fowl series. this is about a really young (13 year old genious) who plans to take over the world...i tink.....and find his father who has been missing for years and has been pronounced D-E-A-D...... but he wont give up this series is full of action and adventure not to mention Butler: a giant bodyguard who is always armed to the teeth and has been trained in everyu martial arts skill known to man....and his trusty side ar the Sig Saucer gun.... butler helps artemis by being the body while artemis is the brain..... butler beats shoots and fights his way through everything artemios wants.... i highjly recommend this series i give it an 11 on a scale of 1-10

Gafield - Garfeild = Funny

the doctor just told John that he isn't insane in the mmbrain(he isn't crazy)...then john is happy because he finally knows hes not loco...finally he walks away carrying garfeild.....

But this is funny becuase we subtracted the garfeild ...so johwalks away like an escaped pycho pateint from the whacky house..lol

(their are planty more of these whacky comic strips at Garfeildminusgarfeild.com(or just go to the link in my really random blogs that rock))

666....6 hundred and 66 really random crazy awsum things(not realy 666) i mean lost of random, stuff

this is my new feature on my blog...at least every week or month i will post up a really random thing on my blog..........that most of the time will leave u saying "what the gummy?".....(lol my friend Karen says that)

The "BlOgS"

so 2day i explored beyond the blog i call my own...and i found two pretty sweet blogs..... i beleive they are really awsum ...ironiclly one of them is called 1000 awsum things...this blog rocks becuase they count down from 1000 to 1 of the worlds most greatest things...but their all little tins nobody wants to tink about...like finding a big toenail u cut off and went flying across the room......and brocoflower..... i recomend this blog to 1 and all.. 1000 awsum things= wicked

wicked= sweet/ awsum/ rockerific/ cool/funny.........it means everything...

the second one is thisisindexed....wich is pretty random and funny if u like irony....i recommend it to all my weirdos.....i mean who has hundreds od women that love thme yet have so std's???? only james bonds... lol

(*Notice*)

I would just like to remind you guys that this is the WEirdo Blog!!!!! this "blog" is toatlly random(What The Fruit) *this one dude who tinks superman is a show off is sitting next to me ===) im being monitored by the computer that is in charghe of monitering...... hi monitering ppl.... =]

okay little miss sunshine

my fellow pupil (why on earth do we call kids pupils?) if you are looking for books that are written like diaries i reccomend the awsome saga/series : Diary of a wimpy kid, Diary of a wimpy kid: Rodrick Rules and Diary of a wimpy kid : The last straw (0 and the other awsome fouth book Diary of a wimpy kid: dog days. (their is all so the 5th one Diary of a wimpy kid: Do it yourself: in which you get to create ur own diary and comics))

Diary of a wimpy kid: the first book in this wicked series. In wich
Greg talks writes down his experiences in his "journal". Him and his best friend Rowley are small and weak and have to go through skool with jocks and bullies. But what happens when Rowely becomes more popular then Greg? Greg takes matters into his own hands to save their friendship... and not to mention the out of this world gross disgusting cheese..

Diary of a wimpy kid: Rodrick rules Book two of this insainly awesome series. In book two Greg writes in his "journal" and tells about his journeys with Rowely during his summer vacation and his return to school... and his battel to keep his brother(Rodrick) from telling everyone his most embarrassing experiance during the summer...

Diary of a wimpy kid: The Last Straw....the third book in this series of out of this world books...in this third book Wimpy Greg is trying to go around his fathers attempt to en his wimpy ways....Greg fights and avoids it intill threatened with Military skool...

Book are highly recommended by your fav WeIrDo : ME

Homework!!!!!!!!!

Okay well anomynous 8th grade student student who needs pictures of the civil war soilders in battel.....(I'll just call you Mr.x (but consideing how ur not my superier ill just call you x((but then again out of respect ill still call you Mr.X))) okay Mr.x if you want some good pics of some civil war soilders i reccomend you visit the schools digital library...... i suggest you go to :our skools digital library and on the bottom their will be a button that says History and geography..... from their a screen will pop up that has a list of catergories....in his case you will be picking the wone that says US. Yet again another list is going to apear with a list of things that have happened in the US ( all kinds of wars and stuff) your best option is the civil war from their you will be taken to a new website with two options ...click on Civil war resources...and a list will apear with all kinds of helpful resources...

well im very sad.....

well as me and my friend franklin have just been notified we might..well are...well idk....are failing this class......and were in the media/yearbook class.....so F = no more service........wich means no more yearbook...but that doesnt nesserily mean no more posts....i will continue to post but it wont be as fun anymore....i mean i realy like this class...... *Random Moment* Hector: SPARTA!!!!!!! *Random Moment* now
Ms.M and Mr.P are smad (sad and mad) so am i ...idk about franklin though he is just like : THE.....

I'm Baaaack!!!!!!

Well ladies and gentelmen the moment you've all been waiting for......the return of your fav weirdo.....Me!!!!! Well im back and ready for some weirdoness ......ive got a lot to post about ...this is my first post in a while my fellow weirdos so im a bit rusty...... i miss posting its like a diary but i dont beleive in diaries.....so its its like something else..... what it is .....idk? But i like it!!