*Octavian Nothing :trader to that nation*

Well seeing as how this is due 2day...and i cant contact my cheif (The Wroldest bestest librarian ever(Ms.Murphy of course)) well anywho i have not the slightest idea of what must be inputted into this blog....so here goes nothing.......dum dum duuummm!!!



Well my assigment although not as top secerte as i wish is would be was really fun...i read the book Octavian Nothing: Traitor to the Nation by: M.T Anderson (i wonder if hes full or empty(i mean considering the fact that M.T sounds like empty)well anyways) This is a book about a kid named Octavian who has the "luck" to be given a "great education"....but the book takes place bak in the 1700's....so slavery was still up and fighting. so ocatvian a prince from some part of Africa grows up in a weird place were his feaces are weighed and the ppl dont have names but numbers....this book is all about him growing up and the struggles he faces ...not to mention the pox party ...but you'll read about that later on....but all of his questions as to why they are educating him are awnserd after opening the forbidden door.....were he finds his pupose and the horrible experiments that take place their....

i Loved this book it was so weird and strange and creepy at the same time..this book is in my top ten books/series i have ever read....quite boring in the begining but addicting as u go on..i highly reccomend this book to anyone who wants to be freaked out...i deem this book: weirdo-book of the month!!!

CAKE WRECKS!!!

well its time to tell u something i would never usally say..... i mean dont get me wrong i love cake... i really do..i mean ice crem cake....cheesecake....and cake...not to metion the cupcakes........
but this cake right here is giving me second thoughts about cake..ppl...

i mean look at it its so freaky i wouldn't want to get a slice of the head cuz i would be worried that it would be lloking at me while i ate... this thing looks like it was alive at one point... i mean its the most (creepiest/freaky/weird= creard)creard,prounonced: cr-ea-rd, thing ive ever seen and would never eat it ...i chose this cke simply becuse its so freaky and weird and in a gross kinda way wicked....pretty wierd how ppl find these cakes repulsive...yet keep coming bak 4 more... i tink ppl keep coming back because of the hilerious categoies and funny captions under the pictures...plus only some cakeagoies r hideous and the rest r really funny and awsome.

lunch in the library....wow......(kitty and bannana yellow at my side)

*WaRnInG*

another Random Post

well im in the library with these two ppl who are talking about sauseges...like omg.... but yeah umm.. well im kinda bored so im doing this... i mean nooffense to kitty and yellow person but i mean come on.....lol she said come.....lol....but yeah....i mean its awsome how u tie a tie....... and you bake cook-ies and cook bake-en....like omg hu.......they say my posts aren't very imformative and anger the post-police......so i need to say a fun/weird/random/ fact a day(i mean a post shhh) well yeah that means a random or wicked post. but thats at the end not now

well we just got into a fight about cake and pie and cheesecake....but considering how this is my post ...i win....cuz m awsome..... so yeah its like pie/cake/cheesecake...yay....umm yeah like toodles(never say oodle without the noodle)

crazy fact: sherlock holmes never said"its elementry my dear wattson"

The thing that ate everything!!!!! (CaKeY)

well i have to tell u although Cake WRecks has so pretty ugly cakes they also got soe of the funniest random cakes too. This was a contrabution by one of their fans ...they call it ...The Cannible Cake!!!!!! or ....Cakey!!!

(i mean look at that cakey go and all the cupcakes are like "runaway Cake-zilla")

# 579.3: $$couch cash $$

couch cash!!! u know its a turly amazing and satisfing moment when you find cash in ur couch....and m not talking pennies and dimes i mean real dollar bills bbye! and no i dont want all u couch potatoes lookin around the cushions for some cash, but it doesn't hurt to look around every once in a while.

THe Bloggies (DUm DUm DUuUUUM)

Well the Weblog awards are given out the the best of the best. (The 2010 Bloggies) they are awards given out for the best music blog, the best European blog and many many many *like tons of other categories but the category which i will discuss (as if it wont surprise you) is the Most Humorous Blog, or MHB for short.
The candidates:
1. CAke WRecks
2. MoMMy Wants Vodka
3. PPL of Walmart
4.The Bloggess
5.Fail BlOg



Cake Wrecks: this blog is all about my fav treat...cake!!!! but what happens when the cake ends up looking like god knows what ??? ill tell u what u get.....u get... Cake wrecks!!!! this blog talks about some of the ugliest weird looking not cool cakes ever. The Comments are funny and can always lighten up ur day. THe categories of weird cakes go from Beyond Bizarre through O-so-Ugly. i recommend this blog to all of my cake lovers but hold ur forks and napkins for these cakes might not be a sight for sore eyes.. =P



MoMMy Wants Vodka: This Shot of humor (lol i made a funny) is a bit of a sarcastic humor so it may be a bit hard to understand . its a wonderful blog just not my taste but it still gets me chuckling. this blog is funny informative and one of the greatest parts is that u can write in questions and comments and she actually responds!!! so this blog is recommended to all of my weirdos especially the ones who like there blogs on the rocks(lol another funny)



PPL of Wal-mart: Well there are two things always going on at Wal Mart Low PRices and really random ppl buying stuff. Of course these are the ppl of Wal Mart. this blog is all about the ppl who come to wal-mart and what makes them unique . the kid with the yoda " shop at wal mart u must"... or willy the pimp..lol this blog is a collection of the funniest /weird/crazy= Wicked pictures you'll ever find at Wal Mart....i highly recommend this blog to all of my weridos who like comedy at a low price




The Bloggess: this is for all of my strong women (which is just about all of you) this blog is more of a random/serious funny ... kinda impossible right well not if you think its not....... the Bloggess a blog all abut her life and who she is this is were she expresses herself freely and can talk about what ever she wants...which is just about everything...this is also another really kool blog were u can wright in actually get a response....i really enjoy this blog and recommend it to all of my weird felines




Fail blog: the Fail blog is all about things, ppl, pictures, stuff anything and everything that is an utter Fail! every picture has a comment that is about 98.9999999......9% guaranteed to make u laugh( warning: guarantee made by me , may not be liable) this blog is not a fail though it says it in the title... bizarre right...lol well this blog is highly recommended to my weirdos who are successful at not being so successful (just kidding) i recommend it to all of my fellow weirdos!


But in my humble Opinion i would have to say that the blog that should take the gold is ......(drum roll) ......*long pause PPl Of Walmart!!!!! i believe that is truly an all around funny blog that has humor for ppl of all tastes and ages and sizes..... i mean all of these blogs are awsum but i tink Ppl of Walmart stands out the most.

The Loss...

WEll i have been informed that my blog must be infromative not just random....but my argument is that its the random blog....its not supposed to be infromative its supposed to be weird and not majke sense....but none the less....i have to infrom ppl about things(but not to worry it'll still be werid yet infromative(but weird))

Well something thta i havent d0ne in a while is reccomend a good book..... a really good series that i am into right now is the artemis fowl series. this is about a really young (13 year old genious) who plans to take over the world...i tink.....and find his father who has been missing for years and has been pronounced D-E-A-D...... but he wont give up this series is full of action and adventure not to mention Butler: a giant bodyguard who is always armed to the teeth and has been trained in everyu martial arts skill known to man....and his trusty side ar the Sig Saucer gun.... butler helps artemis by being the body while artemis is the brain..... butler beats shoots and fights his way through everything artemios wants.... i highjly recommend this series i give it an 11 on a scale of 1-10

Gafield - Garfeild = Funny

the doctor just told John that he isn't insane in the mmbrain(he isn't crazy)...then john is happy because he finally knows hes not loco...finally he walks away carrying garfeild.....

But this is funny becuase we subtracted the garfeild ...so johwalks away like an escaped pycho pateint from the whacky house..lol

(their are planty more of these whacky comic strips at Garfeildminusgarfeild.com(or just go to the link in my really random blogs that rock))