Well....yeah

ok well im here in the library....lol....liberry....ive always wondered whta people would be...i mean if we were all fruits/vegetables.....like i know ppl....like my friends mom..she would be a mandarin...sour and bitter on the outside...but sweet on the inside...franklin thinks hed b a banana...idk y...let me ask him...Franklin: im sweet and nice on the inside and...wait no...id be a pear...sweet on the inside and on the outside.........well idk about that...but i would be a watermelon..becuase i have a hard outside...that looks all kinds of crazy..and on the inside ios a bunch of red squishy stuff...lol...hard on the outside....sweet on the inside....welll their is this thing i discoved the other day...its called..."Morning wood"...its like this really crazy thing..its like ...wow...and what at the same time...its this band that i learned about during the weekend...FRanklin: WtFruit kinda name is that..id prefer loaded diaper...Omg stop writing on my blog.....hector....would be a mango...hes always red/yellowish/pinkish....and he has this like mucky stufff on the inside....My back hurts..im tied and sick....lol..wait thats not funny...i like kitty kats...i like kitty kats...i like kitty kats......and PIE......

3 evil cousins(muahahaha)<------ evil laugh

vell vell vell...iv it isn't da 3 evil cousins.....(russian accent......or old school vampire accent).....they have this really kool blog...its all about books..and me being a reader and all i want to advertise/reccomend this blog to all of my follower....my favorite part about this blog is that the book reveiws are written 4 kids by kid...so their easir to understand.... (no really big edjumacated words)(ed-ju-ma-ca-ted)
we have this rubric(grading scale.....1-4) we use it too judge...i mean grade blogs....in my most weirdo opinion(dont think the blog isn't good because im weird) but i beleive that these 3 evil cousins have earned a 4 out of four... 4 each category(presentation, mechanics and content)...or five out of five daggers as they say......Their blog is clearly written ...its easy to navigate...they are always adding new stuff too it.....its written espaially four kids but everyone would enjoy it ... i bleive everyone should read their blog and posts because they are entertaining and very wicked...
yours truly,
The Gummy Bear King

CST's =[

so we are taking the CST's again ...and im lke so bored again.....and i have to read when im done again...CST's suck ....i mean they are so dull their is no fun in them...and i mean its just another way he man tries to bring you down...all it proves is that ur either really smart...kinda smart ...or dimwitted(u dummy) ...thats y im against them....but since i have to take them...so the man can judge me....again ..i must take these pointless tests again(i wonder if talking about them in a bad way is against the law???)(its all just a vicious cyle thats why it happens again and again and again)

Battle of the authors: 2nd fight

http://www.eoincolfer.com/ V.S http://www.anthonyhorowitz.com/

WElcome dudes , dudets and everyone in betweento th second fight of this wicked sereies...today we will have Anothny Horowitz head to head with Eoin Colfer....


Round 1 the websites:

well Eion has a new website..well an improved one..and it has links to his works, a link to learn about him, a link to other links..and a link to a couple of his adventures...that he has gone on...which include book signings and other kool stuff...his website is realy simple and easy to navigate...and very easy to understand....AND THE,,,,,Horowitz has a website too,HIS WEBISTE IS ALSO easy to navigate and easy to handle...he also has links to really awsome things and pictures of his adventures... AND THEY BOTH HAVE LINKS TO SHOPS WERE U CAN BUY ALL KINDS OF COOL STUFF...!!!!


Round 2 the books: mR.cOLFER HAS A VERY GREAT SERIES which is ABOUT A YOUNG ARTEMIS FOWL...boy genius.. the books are all about how he tries to find his father...take over the world...fightoff faries with his butler...which his name... just happens to b butler..(who is trained in every martial art, knows how 2 use just about every weapon...and is about as tall as big foot)..the books are great and r highly reccomended...Horowitz also has a pretty great series witch is called the Alex Rider series..the worlds most sucessful spy...did i mention he is only 14??all of the books take him on crazy adventures that are fun , exciting, addicting,life threatning...this series is highly reccomended...Alex Rider is a must read...

Round 3 the blogs:I am very sad to inform you all that neither of out contenders have a blog.... =[.so this round is a draw...(or at least i couldnt find their blogs..)



The Weaner of this fight..is...*Drumroll*.......EIoN ColFeR

Battle of the Authors

Battle of the Authors

This is a competion between authors....like duh....for the next three weeks authors will compete.(three rounds)...i will judge them on thier...books,blogs and websites....=]

The way this works is simple...ill intoduce both contestens...(i tink thats how its spelled).. i will name a couple of their well know accomplishments(i tink thats how its spelled)... then i will compare them..I will name a winner after comparing them in all three categories.....(All Winners Are Chosen With MY Opinion)(may not be valid)

The winners of the three rounds will compete in a triple threat Author showdonw..or T.T.A.S 4 short...
Let the Games Begin

Battle of the Authors: 1st Fight

http://www.darrenshan.com/

V.S

http://cassandraclare.com/cms/home

Ding Ding Ding

(that's a bell ringing)

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Fight one of the, Battle of the Authors *cheers and applause*

In the blue corner we have the Author of the Mortal Instruments Series, owner of a blog and a great writer Cassandra Clare!!! And..... In the red corner, we have the Author of the Cirque Du Freak Series, The Demonata series, and inspiration to the movie," The Vampires Assistance" Darren Shan!!!!

Round One : The Websites:First up Cassandra clare...in her websites she has a link to her blog ...(which we will soon c)...it has information about her books and what they are about, and were she will be to sign her books....Their are many links to just about anything you might want to know...links to her blogs, her works(everything she has ever written)...she even has a link to every interview she has ever taken part in, interviews about books and just questions her fans have...she has fan sites..and she has a link were ur teachers and librarians can c when she might want to com to ur school and a guide(lesson plan i guess) on her first book!!! well lets c what Darren Shan has to offer us...Darren has a pretty simple to navigate website with links to all kinds of places like links to places were u can purchase his books and other items, and he even has his own little youtube show..if u dont like youtube(but who doesnt) then you can add him on myspace..kool hu...he has all kinds of pictures and has his websites in multiple languages for everyone...she even has a link to the movies site: The vampires assistant...and a link to his blog!!!
Round Two: The Books:Darren Shan starts this round...he has written great books but i will choose one of his more well known series of books... the Demonata series..these books take the readers through different worlds universes and all kinds of freeaky *Censored*(means stuff).these books are jam-packed with blood horror and demons....the books are fast paced and will give you a freakeir prespective on life... and clare brings her welll known series to the table The mortal instuments series a book of 3 with tthe fourth one coming soon...these books are filled with drama/action-adventure/demons/vampires-werewolfes-faries/warlocks/ and crazyly wicked shadow hunters...their are worlds that only few can c and few that want to c this series is very wicked...these books both clare's and Darren's will keep you wondering...."What If?"

Round Three: The Blogs: Cassandra starts this round...in her blog she writes about all kinds of thing..such as were she will be appearing and cool contests that she has; like the, Beautiful Creatures: unlock the curse contests... were she tests your knowledge of her books with questions..and if you get the write awnser you get a magical object from one of her books!!!..Lets see what Darren has to offer in her blog... Darrens blog is all about his adventures....like places he has been and stuff that he has done, seen, or discovered(found out)...it has tons of posts and archives its a really good blog...


the weaner is....*Drum Roll*..... Cassandra Clare her blog is for ppl of all ages and her website iz orginized so that it is easy to navigate i recommend both websites and blogs but i think my weirdos would prefer Cassandra's website and blog

*Octavian Nothing :trader to that nation*

Well seeing as how this is due 2day...and i cant contact my cheif (The Wroldest bestest librarian ever(Ms.Murphy of course)) well anywho i have not the slightest idea of what must be inputted into this blog....so here goes nothing.......dum dum duuummm!!!



Well my assigment although not as top secerte as i wish is would be was really fun...i read the book Octavian Nothing: Traitor to the Nation by: M.T Anderson (i wonder if hes full or empty(i mean considering the fact that M.T sounds like empty)well anyways) This is a book about a kid named Octavian who has the "luck" to be given a "great education"....but the book takes place bak in the 1700's....so slavery was still up and fighting. so ocatvian a prince from some part of Africa grows up in a weird place were his feaces are weighed and the ppl dont have names but numbers....this book is all about him growing up and the struggles he faces ...not to mention the pox party ...but you'll read about that later on....but all of his questions as to why they are educating him are awnserd after opening the forbidden door.....were he finds his pupose and the horrible experiments that take place their....

i Loved this book it was so weird and strange and creepy at the same time..this book is in my top ten books/series i have ever read....quite boring in the begining but addicting as u go on..i highly reccomend this book to anyone who wants to be freaked out...i deem this book: weirdo-book of the month!!!